Posted May 16th 2008 12:29PM by TMZ Staff
Audrina Patridge is making her feature film debut in a straight-to-DVD sequel of a movie no one saw in the first place. Based on these photos, it won't be Audrina's acting on display -- and that's how it should be.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills
Posted May 15th 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
OMG! You are not going to believe this, but Lauren Conrad was actually snapped having a genuine reaction!
The miraculous event took place outside Crown Bar on Wednesday, when a photog fell over trying to take the "Hills" star's pic -- which caused an authentic gasp from Lauren.
Producers were immediately rushed to the scene, where LC was mic'd properly for a re-shoot.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky and Weird, The Hills, Reality TV
Posted May 13th 2008 11:19AM by TMZ Staff
We may not have the most eloquent photogs, but at least they're honest.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills
Posted May 12th 2008 9:05AM by TMZ Staff
The vomit-inducing duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag dragged Heidi's mom, Darlene, into their faux-fun this weekend.

Is nothing sacred?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills
Posted May 10th 2008 1:41PM by TMZ Staff
Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge returned to their ride yesterday after a day of shopping -- only to find a parking ticket.

Sorry Audrina, the city does not accept nude pics as payment.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills
Posted May 9th 2008 2:10PM by TMZ Staff
Of all the pizza joints, in all the towns, in all the world ... she walks into here?!
Yeah, even the NY paps -- who know a thing or two about a good pie -- gave her a hard time about it.
Filed under: The Hills
Posted May 6th 2008 10:40AM by TMZ Staff
LC got the s**t scared out of her last night when a random drunk guy jumped in her face and started screaming "F**k you!" Dude also dropped the N-bomb.
The MTV star, who looked genuinely horrified, ran to the closest taxi where she dropped her head into her hands and tried to get a grip. "The Hills" are a scary place sometimes.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills
Posted May 5th 2008 2:35PM by TMZ Staff
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag took their D-list brand of horses**t to the Kentucky Derby on Saturday -- and in a truly candid moment, Heidi looked through the wrong end of the binoculars. You can't make this stuff up!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, The Hills, Critters
Posted May 3rd 2008 10:00AM by TMZ Staff
A shiny metallic top fused with a skirt resembling the lamp from "A Christmas Story" is just not working on Whitney Port.

We bet Audrina told Whitney that getup made her look skinny and stylish. Somewhere in a posed-to-look natural photo-op, Heidi and Spencer are laughing.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Style Insider, The Hills, Reality TV
Posted Apr 29th 2008 12:55PM by TMZ Staff
Rob Reiner has no clue who meathead Heidi Montag is.
In related news, more people should strive to be like Rob Reiner.
Filed under: The Hills
Posted Apr 29th 2008 12:54PM by TMZ Staff
"Hills" star Heidi Montag (left) at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday -- and fashion designer Donatella Versace (right) at the same event.

In 2007, one of them admitted to having plastic surgery at age 20.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: Fashion Police, The Hills, We're Just Sayin', Nurse!
Posted Apr 28th 2008 4:54PM by TMZ Staff
Heidi Montag has outsold Posh Spice -- in clothing sales.

Unlike Victoria Beckham's dVb collection -- which is now on the sale rack at Loehmann's -- Montag's clothing line Heidiwood has completely sold out at Robertson Blvd. boutique Kitson. "The Hills" are alive with the sound of cash registers.
But if you want to get your hands on one of her hoochie shorts or cheapie dresses you'll have to look elsewhere -- sources tell us Kitson won't be getting a new shipment of Heidi's line until the summer or fall collection comes out. Make it stop!
Moral of this story: It's a lot easier to sell crappy $44.95 jeans, than crappy $250 ones!
UPDATE: The dVb line is holding its own! Posh's line has completely sold out at the Reseda Loehmann's - beautiful Reseda, California - where the "Karate Kid" lived!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Becks and Posh, The Hills
Posted Apr 22nd 2008 2:20PM by TMZ Staff
LC and Audrina have been had, but this time not just by men in the Hollywood Hills.

Royal Caribbean has released renderings of its new cruise ship, Genesis, using photos of real people scattered throughout the ship. So look real close, and you'll see none other than "The Hills" dimwits. But here's the deal....the ship has violated the law.
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills
Posted Apr 21st 2008 12:45PM by TMZ Staff
Hold on to your breakfast, the two most shameless twits on planet Earth are at it again.
Spencer Pratt caused seizures on Robertson this weekend -- blasting Heidi Montag's "music" from his car as he waited to pick up his fame-hungry girlfriend from Kitson. We asked Spencer if he actually enjoyed the song ... but if he said anything, it couldn't be heard over the shrieking.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills
Posted Apr 17th 2008 1:42PM by TMZ Staff
It'd be hard to top a gag-inducing afternoon of row-boating and horse-drawn carriage-riding in Central Park, but Spencer and Heidi (no need for the last names, c'mon) managed to do it. And someone, of course, took their picture doing it.
We also spotted them having a casual (by which we mean awkwardly businesslike) rendezvous with "Access Hollywood's" Maria Menounos later in the evening. Because they're all such close pals.
Filed under: The Hills
