And Starring ... Audrina's Boobs!

Audrina Patridge is making her feature film debut in a straight-to-DVD sequel of a movie no one saw in the first place. Based on these photos, it won't be Audrina's acting on display -- and that's how it should be.
Audrina

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills


Paps Go Down On LC

Lauren ConradOMG! You are not going to believe this, but Lauren Conrad was actually snapped having a genuine reaction!

The miraculous event took place outside Crown Bar on Wednesday, when a photog fell over trying to take the "Hills" star's pic -- which caused an authentic gasp from Lauren.

Producers were immediately rushed to the scene, where LC was mic'd properly for a re-shoot.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky and Weird, The Hills, Reality TV


Audrina is the Best in the Chest

We may not have the most eloquent photogs, but at least they're honest.
Audrina Patridge: Click to watch

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills


Heidi and Spencer Ruin Mother's Day

The vomit-inducing duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag dragged Heidi's mom, Darlene, into their faux-fun this weekend.
Heidi and Spencer
Is nothing sacred?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills


Like, OMG -- LC and Audrina Got a Ticket!

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge returned to their ride yesterday after a day of shopping -- only to find a parking ticket.
Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge
Sorry Audrina, the city does not accept nude pics as payment.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills


LC: A Slice Below the Rest

Of all the pizza joints, in all the towns, in all the world ... she walks into here?!


Yeah, even the NY paps -- who know a thing or two about a good pie -- gave her a hard time about it.

Filed under: The Hills


LC Terrified by Racist Psycho

LC got the s**t scared out of her last night when a random drunk guy jumped in her face and started screaming "F**k you!" Dude also dropped the N-bomb.


The MTV star, who looked genuinely horrified, ran to the closest taxi where she dropped her head into her hands and tried to get a grip. "The Hills" are a scary place sometimes.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills

O.B. Style Insider
Heidi Montag: Kentucky Dingbat

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag took their D-list brand of horses**t to the Kentucky Derby on Saturday -- and in a truly candid moment, Heidi looked through the wrong end of the binoculars. You can't make this stuff up!
Spencer and Heidi


Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, The Hills, Critters

O.B. Style Insider
Whitney Port Does Not Own a Mirror

A shiny metallic top fused with a skirt resembling the lamp from "A Christmas Story" is just not working on Whitney Port.
Whitney Port wears a bad outfit
We bet Audrina told Whitney that getup made her look skinny and stylish. Somewhere in a posed-to-look natural photo-op, Heidi and Spencer are laughing.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Style Insider, The Hills, Reality TV


Rob Reiner: Montag Isn't On My Radar

Rob Reiner has no clue who meathead Heidi Montag is.


In related news, more people should strive to be like Rob Reiner.

Filed under: The Hills

We re Just Sayin
Heidi Montag Is a Fashion Designer

"Hills" star Heidi Montag (left) at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday -- and fashion designer Donatella Versace (right) at the same event.
Heidi Montag and Donatella Versace
In 2007, one of them admitted to having plastic surgery at age 20.

We're just sayin'!

Filed under: Fashion Police, The Hills, We're Just Sayin', Nurse!

Celebrity Feuds
Heidi to Posh: My Crap Is Better Than Yours

Heidi Montag has outsold Posh Spice -- in clothing sales.
Heidi Montag and Posh
Unlike Victoria Beckham's dVb collection -- which is now on the sale rack at Loehmann's -- Montag's clothing line Heidiwood has completely sold out at Robertson Blvd. boutique Kitson. "The Hills" are alive with the sound of cash registers.

But if you want to get your hands on one of her hoochie shorts or cheapie dresses you'll have to look elsewhere -- sources tell us Kitson won't be getting a new shipment of Heidi's line until the summer or fall collection comes out. Make it stop!

Moral of this story: It's a lot easier to sell crappy $44.95 jeans, than crappy $250 ones!

UPDATE: The dVb line is holding its own! Posh's line has completely sold out at the Reseda Loehmann's - beautiful Reseda, California - where the "Karate Kid" lived!

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Becks and Posh, The Hills


Audrina and LC -- Ship Happens

LC and Audrina have been had, but this time not just by men in the Hollywood Hills.
LC, Audrina
Royal Caribbean has released renderings of its new cruise ship, Genesis, using photos of real people scattered throughout the ship. So look real close, and you'll see none other than "The Hills" dimwits. But here's the deal....the ship has violated the law.

Click here... it's not over yet


Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills


Desperate is Spelled S-P-E-I-D-I

Hold on to your breakfast, the two most shameless twits on planet Earth are at it again.


Spencer Pratt caused seizures on Robertson this weekend -- blasting Heidi Montag's "music" from his car as he waited to pick up his fame-hungry girlfriend from Kitson. We asked Spencer if he actually enjoyed the song ... but if he said anything, it couldn't be heard over the shrieking.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, The Hills


Spencer's Head Emerges from Heidi's Ass

It'd be hard to top a gag-inducing afternoon of row-boating and horse-drawn carriage-riding in Central Park, but Spencer and Heidi (no need for the last names, c'mon) managed to do it. And someone, of course, took their picture doing it.

We also spotted them having a casual (by which we mean awkwardly businesslike) rendezvous with "Access Hollywood's" Maria Menounos later in the evening. Because they're all such close pals.



Filed under: The Hills

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