Posted May 16th 2008 1:01PM by TMZ Staff
To go with her promotional borefriend Benji Madden, Paris wore a promotional t-shirt dress thing with her name on it.
This chick is so ovah, she couldn't get arrested today even if she tried.
We call bullshirt.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Paris Hilton, Style Insider
Posted May 13th 2008 11:47AM by TMZ Staff
America's sweetest waste of space clung to her chubby boyfriend while exiting Villa the other night, showing off her lush new Golden Retriever weave. Arf!

She better get a flea dip for that thing - summer's coming up. We're just sayin'...
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Critters
Posted May 11th 2008 1:31PM by TMZ Staff
Celebs used to walk the red carpet to be seen, but now all they have to do is walk to Robertson Blvd!

Just yesterday, Paris, Nicky and Kathy Hilton, Hillary Duff and Alli Sims all showed up to show off on the Blvd.
Don't think for a second that these semi-stars don't know what they're doing!
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff
Posted May 8th 2008 2:45PM by TMZ Staff
We -- and all her ex-boyfriends -- liked Paris Hilton more when she always had her mouth open.
Who is this silent girl the paps get these days with Benji Madden? She doesn't talk to photogs, barely smiles, hides in bathrooms and doesn't even give up one shot of her panties.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton
Posted Apr 25th 2008 12:26PM by TMZ Staff
A hit and run report was filed by a photog whose toes got smashed by Benji Madden last night -- now we have that pap's footage of the incident.
Though Benji and Paris took off, this guy definitely sounded like he was in pain.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Paris Hilton
Posted Apr 25th 2008 8:18AM by TMZ Staff
Paris and Benji turned a simple nightclub exit into a police matter last night after their car ran over a paparazzo's foot.
As the snappers swarmed PBandJ's ride, a loud yelping sound can be heard as Benj drove right over one photog's checkered shoe-covered foot outside Foxtail. After the rollover, Madden checked out the situation and took off. But just minutes ago, TMZ learned the treadmarked photog is currently dealing with the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department over the incident. No word on whether Benji and Paris are even aware of that yet. Good morning, lovers!
UPDATE: The photographer just left the L.A. Sheriff's Department in West Hollywood, where he filed a hit and run report.
Story developing...
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton
Posted Apr 22nd 2008 11:04AM by TMZ Staff
Paris Hilton caused a paparazzi clusterf**k of Britney proportions yesterday -- but girl looked as bored with it as Jessica Alba is with life.
Cops threatening with tickets circled, a news crew jumped in the mix somewhere but Paris barely paid any attention to the frenzy her mere presence created. She's probably thinking the same thing as the rest of us -- why does she get so much damn coverage?
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton
Posted Apr 20th 2008 12:50PM by TMZ Staff
It's almost like her and her size 11's never left! Paris is back in L.A., after touring all over the world with her BF Benji Madden -- and girl wasted no time getting back into the swing.
Paris and Nicky hit up Villa last night, where one of them must have been having fun. Nicky, who is normally sour-faced, threw our photog a wink while Paris stayed tight-lipped. Which one is which?
Filed under: Paris Hilton
Posted Apr 15th 2008 11:40AM by TMZ Staff
Who needs enemies when you have friends like Paris Hilton! The hocialite called in yesterday morning to the Chet Buchanan and the Morning Zoo show on Vegas' KLUC-FM and laid a fierce verbal tush whoopin' on Kim Kardashian -- calling her "disgusting" and saying her butt "looks like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag." WTF? Pot, meet the trampy kettle!

It's nice to know Paris has grown since spending time in the slammer. Classy.
UPDATE: Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian, telling InTouch she was just joking. Mmm'kay!
"I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke, I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!" Apparently Kim accepts the apology and says, "Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I'm glad she made the effort to say she's sorry." Media whoredom at it's best people!
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian
Posted Apr 9th 2008 1:46PM by TMZ Staff
Paris' driving challenged little bro has pleaded no contest to DUI. Another Hilton role model!
A judge has ordered that 18-year-old Barron go the way of sister-in-crime Lindsay Lohan and visit the L.A. County Morgue. He was also placed on three years probation and had his license yanked for a year.
Hilton was arrested in February after cops say he drove drunk, showed them a fake ID and rammed his car into a Malibu gas station employee.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton
Posted Mar 31st 2008 1:47PM by TMZ Staff
The Prague paps got Paris Hilton down on her knees. Those size 11 feet can be tricky to maneuver.

The heiress fell flat on her face trying to outrun the paparazzi -- Czech it out!

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton
Posted Mar 27th 2008 6:22PM by TMZ Staff
WTF?!? Did that guy just hit another guy with his huge camera??? Apparently that's just another day in the office for the Turkish press.
Check out the massive brawl that broke out when Paris Hilton arrived in Turkey. Gives new meaning to the term paparazzi crush!
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton
Posted Mar 25th 2008 1:33PM by TMZ Staff
Paris Hilton and flavor of the week borefriend Benji Madden fondled a cheetah while visiting South Africa - Paris' most favoritest African country after West Africa.

Too bad the couple didn't slather themselves in BBQ sauce before going in.
Filed under: Paris Hilton, You Might Want to Rethink
Posted Mar 23rd 2008 3:29PM by TMZ Staff
Ever the diplomat, Paris Hilton and BF-of-the-moment Benji Madden partied like Africans at a hastily thrown together publicity event in South Africa on Friday.

Making good on her "promise" to do charity all over the world, Marie Antionette Paris visited a school in Pretoria on Thursday, and then decided to throw herself a soiree the next day at a club in Johannesburg.
People reports Penji (get it?) hung out in the VIP balcony section all night while her fans partied below. At one point, the heirmess announced that she "loved South Africa, the accent and everyone." Charming.
A person in the club says every time Hilton leaned over the balcony, the crowd went nuts.
Let them eat cake.
Filed under: Paris Hilton
Posted Mar 17th 2008 12:35PM by TMZ Staff
Kathy Hilton had her 49th birthday party at Orso in L.A. on Friday, but Paris grabbed all the paparazzi attention. She even took off with a present of her own!

While Paris and Nicky were givens at the party, Mama Hilton also celebrated with completely random Vanna White, BFF and O.J. Simpson witness Faye Resnick ... and even Mel Brooks.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton
