Posted Jul 23rd 2008 11:48AM by TMZ Staff
Here's how you can tell the Kardashian sisters apart: Kim's the one with the exposed back and Kourtney is the one with covered front.
With Britney out of commission, the eldest Kardashian kept her spirit alive, flashing her underwear while lunching in NYC on Tuesday.
Of course, if she really wanted to pay tribute to Britney, she'd go commando.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Critters
Posted Jul 21st 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
A pink-haired Pomeranian named Preston Casanova is one popular son of a bitch.
The canine with the crazy coif from "Greatest American Dog" got the star treatment at The Grove shopping mall in L.A. this weekend. The finale hasn't aired yet, but if he wins, the pooch could make a big dent in that $250,000 prize money shopping there.
Filed under: Critters
Posted Jul 21st 2008 12:42PM by TMZ Staff
There's a new pup making a splash on bathroom blogs around the world.
Martha Stewart's French Bulldog, Sharkey, made water on the carpet recently. But there's a good thing to be found in every bad one. In Martha's world, a urine stain becomes a carpet cleaner marketing opportunity.
Look at those eyes -- Martha may not have him house broken, but she has broken his spirit.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Jul 16th 2008 9:51AM by TMZ Staff
Oh how the stars love their four legged friends -- so much so that they're starting to look a lot like them! Maybe they have the same groomer.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Jul 14th 2008 3:10PM by TMZ Staff
Fabio's schnoz was once famously marauded by a bird on a roller coaster -- but now he says the goose tale is completely bogus.
His birdbrained story wasn't the hardest thing to swallow though outside Madeo. Somehow Goldilocks can still afford a brand spankin' new Lamborghini Gallardo.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Jul 14th 2008 12:50PM by TMZ Staff
While tanning her cans on a yacht in Tahoe this weekend, failed singer/actress/wife Jessica Simpson got all bitchy -- by playing with her pup Daisy.

Although Jess may be good with dogs, so far Ashlee is the only breeder in the Simpson fam.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Simpson, Critters
Posted Jul 11th 2008 7:08PM by TMZ Staff
Dane Cook is on the market for a place to live ... a place that allows dogs that crap all over the place.

The verdict is in -- Bev Hills jurors have ruled Dane's beast, Beast, did indeed crap all over the place and his landlord can now officially evict him.
Jurors ruled the dog did the deed, and it constituted a nuisance.
And how's this: Cook, who was there for the whole four day trial, did not show up for the reading of the verdict. He must have read the s**t on the wall. The jury split 11-1, against Dane.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Critters
Posted Jul 9th 2008 3:24PM by TMZ Staff
Looks like celebs on Robertson Blvd. will have to eat iffy food somewhere else today.
After getting slapped by the City Health Department with a "C" rating for having mold in an ice machine, gnats in bar glasses, chipping paint and a fridge that wasn't cold enough -- the Newsroom Cafe shut down for the day for "repairs."
Filed under: Critters, Food Glorious Food
Posted Jul 9th 2008 11:58AM by TMZ Staff
Instead of dropping her wonk-eyed dog Licorice into the tote she was carrying, Famke Janssen had her walk all over LAX -- not a problem, until you see the limp the poor pooch was rockin'!
Filed under: Critters
Posted Jul 9th 2008 11:46AM by TMZ Staff
His name's Whiplash. He's a monkey. He rides a dog like it's a horse. That's it. Just look at the GD photos.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Jul 8th 2008 1:20PM by TMZ Staff
Nobody knows the trouble Michael Vick's seen. Now the star of the prison football team says he's broke as a joke!

Vick, who's currently serving a karma-endorsed 23-month sentence in the Federal pen, filed for Chapter 11 in U.S. Bankruptcy Court Monday. In the papers, he says he owes between $10 and $50 million to creditors.
In the docs, the convicted animal abuser says he hopes he can "rebuild his life on a personal and spiritual level, resurrect his image as a public figure, and resolve matters with the NFL such that he can resume his career."
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Talk Sports, Critters
Posted Jul 7th 2008 2:53PM by TMZ Staff
So the Newsroom Cafe -- where Lindsay, Jeremy Piven, Lenny Kravitz and Kim K. hang -- claims the City Health Department gave them a C grade (which, by the way, is wretched) because the refrigerator was a few degrees off. They forgot to mention a few other things, like mold.
We got hold of the inspection report. Among other things, the city found mold inside the ice machine. Glasses on the bar had gnats that went in for a landing. Some of the shelves were dirty. The waiters' counter had paint chipping off. And restaurant workers were placing cut watermelon in the sink.
As for the fridge -- problems with potatoes, feta cheese and the meat drawers.
Filed under: Critters, Food Glorious Food
Posted Jul 7th 2008 1:55PM by TMZ Staff
He went bareback in "Brokeback," so it's good to see hunky Jake Gyllenhaal is all about protection in real life.
Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal, Critters
Posted Jul 7th 2008 12:30PM by TMZ Staff
Popwreck Amy Winehouse needs to get her hair trimmed -- she also needs a new hairdo.

Two weaves are not necessarily better than one!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Beauty, Critters, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
Posted Jul 7th 2008 12:00PM by TMZ Staff
Some big stars may want to check their B.M.'s today.
The Newsroom Cafe on Robertson Blvd. in Los Angeles -- where Jeremy Piven, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan among many others love chowing down -- scored a "C" Food Facility Rating, which is the lowest rating above flat out failing. For the record, a "C" is like what you would rate Pauly Shore as a celebrity.
The Newsroom tells us the problem was with their fridge -- that it was a couple of degrees off, and they were docked for each item inside. They say they've spent 40 grand replacing it.
We're checking with the City.
Filed under: Critters, Food Glorious Food
