Can I See Some ID?

Remember when you were young and teenagers didn't look like pancaked, thirtysomething soccer moms?
Ali, Taylor and Miley
These are not the "Real Housewives of Orange County," it's 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.

They don't even have their licenses and already look premenopausal.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Nurse!, Miley Cyrus

Star Catcher
Minnie Driver Puts Zipper to the Test

Minnie DriverMinnie Driver and her sweatshirt are ready to pop.

While out shopping in Malibu this weekend, the 38-year-old mom-to-be stepped out in shorts that look like they could belong to her baby daddy -- whoever that may be.

Minnie is due at the end of August.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas

Star Catcher
Halle Berry Baby Plummets ... In Price

Bucking the baby photo pimping trend, Halle Berry revealed the first pics of her four-month-old daughter to people, not People.
Halle Berry
Halle won't sell the pictures of baby Nahla to the tabloids. Instead she just showed off the adorable photos while shopping over the weekend in L.A.

We're hearing some paparazzi are pissed, because they wanted the first shot of the kid -- a shot that could have gone for millions. Good luck getting that now.

Filed under: Baby Watch, Halle Berry, Hot Mamas

Star Catcher
Keisha Castle-Hughes: Jamie Lynn's Role Model

Not many people can say they've been nominated for an Academy Award and gotten knocked up by the time they are 16 -- but Keisha Castle-Hughes can!
Keisha Castle-Hughes
Now 18, the "Whale Rider" turned unwed mom and her 14-month-old daughter strolled through Auckland, New Zealand on Tuesday.

If only Jamie Lynn could win an Oscar for "Zoey 101."

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas

Celebrity Baby Birth Certs

TMZ has uncovered the birth certificates of five of Hollywood's newest brats. Did you know all five were born at Cedars Sinai in L.A. -- where Dennis Quaid's twins had their incident a few months back? Click below to find out what other little tidbits we uncovered.
Launch docs

Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Nicole Richie, Tori Spelling, Christina Aguilera

Would You Let Her Hold Your Baby?

There is actually someone crazier than Naomi Campbell -- whoever handed her this baby to hold!
Naomi Campbell
The superloon stopped by a maternity hospital in Nigeria on Sunday.

Thankfully -- unlike assistants, maids or police officers -- Naomi has not been known to assault children.

Filed under: Baby Watch, Nurse!

Casey -- Would You Like Fries with Your Tot?

Unwed teen father Casey Aldridge continued living life in the fast food lane this weekend -- when he hit up a Burger King after dropping Jamie Lynn off for a checkup.

Filed under: Baby Watch

Brangelina Doesn't Come with Baby Pics

Someone is going to part with megabucks for the first shots of Brangelina's twins, but if you want the snaps, you're also going to give up something else.

A source in the know tells TMZ that one of the conditions of getting the J-P twins' first pictures is that the winning mag is forbidden from using "Brangelina." Multiple sources tell us the couple hates the moniker -- but no one more than Angelina.

BTW -- the bidding is now at $16 million. Take that Levi Alves McConaughey.

Filed under: Baby Watch, Brad & Angelina

Ashlee's Blowin' Up

Her career may have stalled, but at least Ashlee Simpson's baby bump is growing at record speed.

On her honeymoon six weeks ago, Ash was barely showing -- now she's in full on maternal overload.

The lip-syncher's latest production drops in October.


Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Ashlee Simpson

Brad Pitt -- Fedorable

Brad Pitt arrived at the Hospital in Nice, France today looking a lovely shade of pimptastic.
Brad Pitt
No wonder Angie's giving birth every chance she gets.

Filed under: Baby Watch, Brad & Angelina, Nurse!

Pregnant Man No Longer Pregnant!

Thomas Beatie -- the 34-year-old former woman turned transgendered pregnant man who went on Oprah -- has given birth to a biological girl.

We're hearing the whole thing was totally cloak and dagger. He checked into the hospital in Bend, Ore. under a fake name after going into labor early Monday morning and his room was sealed off, away from other expectant moms. The baby was delivered by C-section later that day.

Launch photos

Filed under: Baby Watch

Suri's Mad Money

Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!
Suri Cruise
While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?

If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Kids, Tom & Katie

Star Catcher
Fake Singer's Real Baby Bump

Looking like a pregnant hippie priestess, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz showed off her stomach growth on Tuesday.
Ashlee Simpson
The Fall Out baby mama is finally a big star.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas, Ashlee Simpson

Minnie Driver's Water Breaks!

Minnie Driver's not due 'til next month -- but she was right when she joked that all the pappers wanted her to pop on the spot last night at Hollywood & Highland. Nothing says quality video like a little after-birth!


Filed under: Baby Watch

Star Catcher
As the Clayby Turns

Jaymes Foster -- the 50-year-old woman who willingly had Clay Aiken's seed injected into her womb -- was spotted on Monday with barely any sign of a Clayby bump.
Jaymes Foster
While the unborn is due next month, if you were carrying Aiken's artificially inseminated, illegitimate, platonic love child -- would you want it to show?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, American Idol, Hot Mamas

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