Posted Jul 26th 2008 12:00PM by TMZ Staff
Remember when you were young and teenagers didn't look like pancaked, thirtysomething soccer moms?

These are not the "Real Housewives of Orange County," it's 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.
They don't even have their licenses and already look premenopausal.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Nurse!, Miley Cyrus
Posted Jul 21st 2008 5:22PM by TMZ Staff
Minnie Driver and her sweatshirt are ready to pop.
While out shopping in Malibu this weekend, the 38-year-old mom-to-be stepped out in shorts that look like they could belong to her baby daddy -- whoever that may be.
Minnie is due at the end of August.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas
Posted Jul 21st 2008 1:26PM by TMZ Staff
Bucking the baby photo pimping trend, Halle Berry revealed the first pics of her four-month-old daughter to people, not People.

Halle won't sell the pictures of baby Nahla to the tabloids. Instead she just showed off the adorable photos while shopping over the weekend in L.A.
We're hearing some paparazzi are pissed, because they wanted the first shot of the kid -- a shot that could have gone for millions. Good luck getting that now.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Halle Berry, Hot Mamas
Posted Jul 15th 2008 1:10PM by TMZ Staff
Not many people can say they've been nominated for an Academy Award and gotten knocked up by the time they are 16 -- but Keisha Castle-Hughes can!

Now 18, the "Whale Rider" turned unwed mom and her 14-month-old daughter strolled through Auckland, New Zealand on Tuesday.
If only Jamie Lynn could win an Oscar for "Zoey 101."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas
Posted Jul 15th 2008 8:30AM by TMZ Staff
TMZ has uncovered the birth certificates of five of Hollywood's newest brats. Did you know all five were born at Cedars Sinai in L.A. -- where Dennis Quaid's twins had their incident a few months back? Click below to find out what other little tidbits we uncovered.

Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Nicole Richie, Tori Spelling, Christina Aguilera
Posted Jul 14th 2008 3:48PM by TMZ Staff
There is actually someone crazier than Naomi Campbell -- whoever handed her this baby to hold!

The superloon stopped by a maternity hospital in Nigeria on Sunday.
Thankfully -- unlike assistants, maids or police officers -- Naomi has not been known to assault children.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Nurse!
Posted Jul 14th 2008 1:50PM by TMZ Staff
Unwed teen father Casey Aldridge continued living life in the fast food lane this weekend -- when he hit up a Burger King after dropping Jamie Lynn off for a checkup.
Filed under: Baby Watch
Posted Jul 9th 2008 3:58PM by TMZ Staff
Someone is going to part with megabucks for the first shots of Brangelina's twins, but if you want the snaps, you're also going to give up something else.
A source in the know tells TMZ that one of the conditions of getting the J-P twins' first pictures is that the winning mag is forbidden from using "Brangelina." Multiple sources tell us the couple hates the moniker -- but no one more than Angelina.
BTW -- the bidding is now at $16 million. Take that Levi Alves McConaughey.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Brad & Angelina
Posted Jul 9th 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
Her career may have stalled, but at least Ashlee Simpson's baby bump is growing at record speed.
On her honeymoon six weeks ago, Ash was barely showing -- now she's in full on maternal overload.
The lip-syncher's latest production drops in October.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Ashlee Simpson
Posted Jul 8th 2008 2:37PM by TMZ Staff
Brad Pitt arrived at the Hospital in Nice, France today looking a lovely shade of pimptastic.

No wonder Angie's giving birth every chance she gets.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Brad & Angelina, Nurse!
Posted Jul 3rd 2008 1:35PM by TMZ Staff
Thomas Beatie -- the 34-year-old former woman turned transgendered pregnant man who went on Oprah -- has given birth to a biological girl.
We're hearing the whole thing was totally cloak and dagger. He checked into the hospital in Bend, Ore. under a fake name after going into labor early Monday morning and his room was sealed off, away from other expectant moms. The baby was delivered by C-section later that day.

Filed under: Baby Watch
Posted Jul 2nd 2008 3:22PM by TMZ Staff
Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?
If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Kids, Tom & Katie
Posted Jul 2nd 2008 1:30PM by TMZ Staff
Looking like a pregnant hippie priestess, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz showed off her stomach growth on Tuesday.

The Fall Out baby mama is finally a big star.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas, Ashlee Simpson
Posted Jul 1st 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
Minnie Driver's not due 'til next month -- but she was right when she joked that all the pappers wanted her to pop on the spot last night at Hollywood & Highland. Nothing says quality video like a little after-birth!
Filed under: Baby Watch
Posted Jul 1st 2008 12:00PM by TMZ Staff
Jaymes Foster -- the 50-year-old woman who willingly had Clay Aiken's seed injected into her womb -- was spotted on Monday with barely any sign of a Clayby bump.

While the unborn is due next month, if you were carrying Aiken's artificially inseminated, illegitimate, platonic love child -- would you want it to show?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, American Idol, Hot Mamas
